感情生活搞笑事情流行雷人语录

各回各家，各找各妈
Go back home, and find your mom.

老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY

Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY

额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you

I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you.

我看好你哟~

I really think you're nice~~~~

饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方

I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn't die, I'll never in this heartrending place now.

姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。